Skiddles Tote Bag Nov 24, 2007

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This 100% cotton canvas tote bag has plenty of room to carry all the gluten-free celery-based bulk wafers from your local Oregon-products-only foods co-op. Includes a bottom gusset, and we don’t even know what that is. Get it here

Ratty Mouse Star Shirt Nov 24, 2007

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The write-in candidate shirt that evades postmodern irony and goes right for postpostmodern faux absurdist adulation. Get it here

Al (The Slug) Tile Coaster Nov 24, 2007

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Liven up any room or “last man standing” blood orgy with this fun, hip tile coaster, measuring 4.25” x 4.25” and 1/6-inch thick. Four felt pads protect your blood-spattered furniture from scratches. Dishwasher safe? Would we sell anything that wasn’t, besides the other stuff? Get it here

Ratty Mouse Card Shirt Nov 24, 2007

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Look cool without succumbing to the usual spoon-fed crap culture shirt army that falsely proclaims you have No Fear. This durable, high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% cotton t-shirt is what to wear when you want to say, “I watch rat – MULTIPLE TIMES.” Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed against—what? We aren’t certain. Get it here