Dobo Disty aka Nintendobo: “Eat Mommy’s Pills” Mousepad Nov 24, 2007

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We understand, many of you have left the dorms and are now shackled to some busty, fertile bim who has torn down all your E.L.O., Fraggle Rock and Herb Alpert posters. But, while in your cubicle, you can remind yourself of how much fun downing bowls of strange pills were with this durable cloth top mousepad. A great gift for geeks, gamers, or anyone who you really want to f—k with on a day-to-day basis, even when you’re not there to do it in person. Rubber backing prevents the mousepad from sliding. Not edible…or is it? Get it here

Reducey-Risk Reindeer Workplace Mug Nov 24, 2007

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Buy and bring this to work. I repeat, BUY AND BRING THIS TO WORK! Unprotected butts and mouths in the workplace are just too revolting to contemplate; this mug is the (temporary) cure, until we can get some eugenics thing going. Large, easy-grip handle. Get it here

Skiddles Tote Bag Nov 24, 2007

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This 100% cotton canvas tote bag has plenty of room to carry all the gluten-free celery-based bulk wafers from your local Oregon-products-only foods co-op. Includes a bottom gusset, and we don’t even know what that is. Get it here

Al (The Slug) Tile Coaster Nov 24, 2007

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Liven up any room or “last man standing” blood orgy with this fun, hip tile coaster, measuring 4.25” x 4.25” and 1/6-inch thick. Four felt pads protect your blood-spattered furniture from scratches. Dishwasher safe? Would we sell anything that wasn’t, besides the other stuff? Get it here